Just got back from chaperoning the middle school dance. Told the same kid to stop running about 948930 times. Saw a lot of heavily made-up faces, too-short dresses, too-high heels, boys ranging from 4 feet to 6 feet tall, and not nearly enough mustaches as I was hoping for. May have spotted some same-sex romance (G rated). Found a kid walking out of a janitor's closet. And I was even the focus of some gossip! Ah, middle school. You had me at hello.