job offer

Conversation today:

Three: "When I grow up, I'm going to be a zoo keeper."

Me: "oh honey, that sounds like a GREAT job!"

3: "when YOU grow up, mom, you can join me and we can be zoo keepers together!"

me: "Well, I'm already grown up, and I don't think zoo keeping is the job for me."

3: "Oh, that's right. You already have a job. It's to make dinner."

me: sigh.............